Run for your life!
I really ought to start with a confession. I’m a bad knitter. I ought to have my needles snapped and my yarn tied in unknitable knots. I do things that would make good knitters’ toes curl in horror. I make no apologies for knitting things worthy of You Knit What? Their motto is, “Friends don’t let friends knit ugly”. Well mine do, and then laugh at me when I wear my fug in public. Don’t get me wrong, they’re not horrible people, they’ve just got bad mothers who didn’t teach them knit when they were little. You'll see what I mean soon, just give it time.
Well, you can’t say I didn’t warn you.